Friday, December 30, 2011

 

When the motorway becomes a 30-hour maze


We all know what it’s like to get lost on the motorway – the way one wrong turn can lead us inexorably into a darkening vortex of frustration and disorientation.

So spare a thought for one 82-year-old man who was recently found by police after 30 hours lost on the motorway.

The retired carpenter said that he had at first been “a little lost”, but that little wormhole of lostness had eventually led him to an abysmal blackhole of deepening displacement.

The police commented, “He had been driving around the south of the country, predominately on the M25 motorway but had also gone onto some A roads in the area.

“He had stopped to catch up on some much needed sleep – we think in a motorway service area, before setting off again.

“He is after all 82-years-old. Presumably he put fuel in the car during the service stops over the two days.”

The lost man had initially set off on a short and familiar trip to see family.

After his family reported him missing, his car was spotted by police using an automatic number plate recognition camera, the same as the kind used to identify those driving without car insurance.

We think he might have received a sat-nav from relieved family members this Christmas.

Image © Gene Hunt via Flickr, under Creative Commons Licence

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