Monday, August 17, 2009
The great Um Bongo hippo debate
A debate has raged this morning in the Hoot office as we have argued as to whether or not the Um Bongo hippo could drive a car.
If he could juggle an apricot, a guava, and a mango and put the passion fruit with the mandarin and still dance a dainty tango then he must be able to parallel park with ease, I'm guessing.
And I really don't care that hippos don't have opposable thumbs because if a python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin and a parrot painted the packets that the whole caboodle landed in, then really anything is possible with a little imagination, isn't it?
Um Bongo Um Bongo - It's a fabulous old songo (sorry)
And when we're thinking car insurance we like to speak the lingo.
With talk of no-claim discounts and young driver cover
And urges never to lend your car to your younger brother
Cos third party only cover won't payout for your Punto
If you're caught distracted driving whilst sucking your Um Bongo
If he could juggle an apricot, a guava, and a mango and put the passion fruit with the mandarin and still dance a dainty tango then he must be able to parallel park with ease, I'm guessing.
And I really don't care that hippos don't have opposable thumbs because if a python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin and a parrot painted the packets that the whole caboodle landed in, then really anything is possible with a little imagination, isn't it?
Um Bongo Um Bongo - It's a fabulous old songo (sorry)
And when we're thinking car insurance we like to speak the lingo.
With talk of no-claim discounts and young driver cover
And urges never to lend your car to your younger brother
Cos third party only cover won't payout for your Punto
If you're caught distracted driving whilst sucking your Um Bongo
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posted by Fuse @ 7:02 AM 
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