Monday, November 16, 2009
Ringo the raindrop shows me the true path
Proof of the famous John Lennon Beatles-era misquote "We're bigger than Jesus now" finally arrived this week in the pendant shape of a raindrop.
While writing a piece on a Duke University study into "water-repellent leaf behaviour" for Physics World a reporter examined photos of the phenomenon and noticed something uncanny.
Amazingly, right there on the refractive surface of each droplet was the face of none other than former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr.
Calling the apparition "the Starkey effect" the reporter commented, "Bizarrely, everybody's favourite mop-topped Liverpudlian seems to reveal himself in the high-speed photo images of water-droplets being ejected from the leaf surface."
There is a compelling argument in this phantasmagorical occurrence to suggest that the Beatles have, as some claim Lennon implied, reached more than mere demigod status.
Until now, having a face suddenly appear supranaturalistically, has been the preserve of gods, saints and prophets. Think the Turin Shroud, Jesus in Marmite, Mary in cheese on toast or Mother Teresa's visage permeating the grain of a wooden apartment door.
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm about to leave my existing faith behind and convert to Ringoism. You might think I'm crazy, but I've a feeling that once you've seen thisthis you'll have to think again.
Anyway, I better be off, I'm going to commune with Ringo by listening to the Beatles' B-side Rain; the track Ringo believes features his best ever drumming. That can hardly be a coincidence, can it?
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